Friday, December 25, 2009

Freddy's Christmas Dance Party!: I'll Shoot YOUR Eye Out, Bitch. Edition!

There is just something about Christmas morning and the feeling of satisfaction that rolls through your body and out your smiling mouth as you see all the presents under the colorful tree. You know the food is gonna be so good, there is mad candy in your stocking, you got that Genesis you really wanted, and you ain't got no school. It gives you a little extra pep in your step, a certain swagger, and makes you feel all high and mighty. That shit is straight gangsta.

I hope all you chuckle heads have a gangsta Christmas and Happy Holidays!


  1. Matt, have a great holiday, and I hope you get that rifle you wanted.

    Oh, and don't go licking flag poles, OK?

  2. Ha pervert!

    Thanks Pax and I hope you have a great holiday too and an awesome new year!

  3. matt i hope you and Ralphie both keep yer pimp hands strong this Xmas!

  4. As I hope the same for you...Christmas is no excuse to let that shit get weak! Have a great holiday!

  5. Merry Christmas, Matt! Hope your holiday was well spent. We had a great one here but I'm glad it's over for another year!

  6. Thanks Jeff! We had a solid Christmas and I am also happy it's over for another year, but I'm not looking forward to putting away decorations though! Hope you got some cool gifts!


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