Thursday, November 3, 2011

A Baby Too Big to be Eaten?! Wah-wah-WHAT?!

the babyWell, Chucktober is all over now, and as I whimper out of the month tired and underwhelmed due to an elongated state of blogging boredom, a less than exciting Halloween, and some personal bullshit, I have to reposition myself to shine that positive smile upon the world. Or something. Depending on my mental state, chances are things will be a little scarce around here, but hopefully that equates to some better quality post by yours truly. Only the finest in dick and fart jokes for my readers, I say!   

Anyway, I do have some classy content to share with you, but that content is at a place much classier than this, and that is Paracinema. If you feel the need to read about one of the most mind-bendingly strangest films I have ever seen, ever, then head on over to Paracinema to read my review of 1973's The Baby, a film about a baby who is literally too big for his britches.  

Speaking of Paracinema, in the next day or so I will be revealing the winner of the Chucktober DVD/Paracinema Magazine giveaway, so don't fret, freters! All of those who were awesome enough to share some great Halloween traditions with me deserve a big thanks, and I wish you all the best of luck in the upcoming drawing.

And once again, speaking of Paracinema, if you were not already aware, the independently produced cult/genre film magazine was recently picked up for distribution, meaning there's a real good chance you can grab yourself an issue at a store near you! For your convenience, I have provided a list of retailers across the United States and Canada carrying this fine ass bitch of a magazine.

Paracinema retailers 

Don't be a commie… support your independence by picking up an issue of Paracinema! 


  1. Hahaha I have never even heard of The Baby but I am about to get a six pack and make a weekend out of watching it.

  2. You know, I was overjoyed to see that I could grab Paracinema in my actual, neighborhood store and then I remembered that the owner of said store is a total dick.

  3. Why the blues? Turn them loose. Footloose. Or something something.

  4. AZ: Man, that six pack might not be enough for how strange that film is! Good luck!

    Ashlee: That sucks. You may have to threaten him using the "give me a keg of beer, now" method from Teen Wolf!

    Emily: Just meh, ya know? It's been one of those months. Horrorhound should turn me right back around, though!

  5. Heh, I was wondering if anyone would catch that one!



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