Saturday, December 1, 2012

Death-cember: Dropping a Yule Log on the Holidays

Banner Death-cember

The ten year old decorations are up, the house smells of cheap booze, depression and self-doubt, and the realization that the magic of the holidays is nothing more than a bowel movement becomes more and more evident with every trip to Wal-Mart. These things can mean one thing and one thing only: the time has come to once again celebrate the holidays in poor fashion, as today marks the first day of


God how I wish that was a sparkly graphic.

With this being the fourth annual Death-cember, all of this is sort of old hat for me, and possibly familiar territory for a few of you out there, too. However, for those of you who aren't longtime readers (lucky dog), I shall briefly explain what all this nonsense is about. Simply put, Death-cember is a month in which I dedicate all of my posts to things that are either holiday or winter related. So every movie I review will either be set on or around a holiday or during the wintertime. I'll also share some other random holiday stuff such as any cool movie related presents I receive as well as some more humor based posts. Pretty much the same shit I do every Death-cember.  

Anywho, I needn't waste anymore of you time, so I won't; however, if you feel as if the holiday spirit is so deep inside of you that you simply cannot leave just yet, then I encourage you to take a few minutes to read some posts of Death-cember past. All you have to do is click on the creepy golden Santa below, and away you will go, you ho-ho-ho! 



  1. of all the weird, spooky or gross things that have popped up on this blog over the years[!!], it's that goddamn Santa ornament that freaks me out. will we ever discover its origins [or is it just something i should know but don't]?

    1. Ha, I have no idea where I even found that thing, but it is indeed creepy as all hell! I'm partially curious as to its origins, though I'm slightly afraid of not making it back alive! Good to hear from you!

  2. I have been seriously lacking in xmas spirit, and I am now expecting its renewal to come from here. I can think of no better place.

    1. Ahh, thanks me lady! If you need a little pick me up, maybe you need a dash of It's a Wonderful Lifetime in your day?!


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