Chuck Norris Ate My Baby: Dear Santa: by Malachai Boardman

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Friday, December 7, 2012

Dear Santa: by Malachai Boardman

Vomited by Matt-suzaka at 10:13 PM

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Labels: Children of the Corn, Children of the Corn Series, Christmas, Dear Santa, Death-cember, Great Gift Ideas For..., Malachai, Malachai Boardman, Stephen King

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Dave EnkoskyDecember 8, 2012 at 6:15 AM
So heartwarming.
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