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Friday, October 11, 2013

Bad Trick or Treat Ideas: Toothbrush

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I get it. You want to be different and hand out something that you think would actually be beneficial to children. You have no desire to promote bad eating habits or poor dental care, so you say to yourself “I think I’ll pass out toothbrushes this year... all the kids are gonna love and respect me!”

Well, I gotta newsflash for you, buddy! If I’m 6 years old and I waste 3 minutes of my precious Halloween time coming to your house only to have you push your communist agenda on me, then, well, you deserve every single egg I throw at your house when I’m a teenager. And believe you me, I WILL EGG YOUR SHIT!

The only people who should be handing out a toothbrush to a kid is the dentist at the dentist’s office. Otherwise, buy a couple bags of candy. Preferably Snickers.

4 comments:

  1. Actually, if the dentist was thinking, he or she would give out sugar daddies all night. Best way to keep a steady client list!

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    1. That's very true! If I were a dentist I would pour sugar into the water supply!

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    1. We need to start our own dental practice and use these tactics!

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