Chucktober 4: The Return of Matt-suzaka!

In case you haven't been paying attention to the calendar, today is the 1st day of October, which means the time has come for the 4th annual celebration known as Chucktober to begin! With Halloween being so near and dear to my rotten heart, the month of October is without a doubt my favorite time of year, and over the years, Chucktober has become a surprisingly integral part of my Halloween and all the goodies the holiday brings. I truly look forward to this day all year long, so I think it's safe to say that I am beyond mega-super-crazy-excited for this year's month long Halloween celebration!

For those of you who aren't aware of what all this nonsense is about, Chucktober (named after my favorite political food rapper, Chuck Roast) is essentially a month long festival of fear solely dedicated to all things All Hallows' Eve. Throughout the month of Chucktober, I shall fully commit myself to bringing you all sorts of creepy content focusing on all the Halloween and horror related tricks and treats your blackened heart could ever desire.

I've already spent some time prepping for this horrific event, and I think it's time I gave you a glimpse into the future of:

Chucktober 4: The Return of Matt-suzaka!

And that's just the beginning, boils and ghouls, so light up them jack-o'-lanterns and pop open an Octoberfest, because Chucktober starts now!

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: It's All Black and Slimy Edition!

I see you have decided to let your inhibitions go and join us for yet another decadent dance party...as you already know, we have the hottest club, with the hottest babes, and their looking to get it on tonight! How can they resist? After all, this is Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party! Everybody say YEE-AHHH! Tonight, the magician of mad mixin', dj Skele-tone is on a major high, and it’s not just the Quaaludes either - turns out the DUI charges have been dropped due to a technicality, so he is ready to party! And what better way to do so, than with the .45 Grave's classic doo-wop song, Partytime! What else needs to be said? It's right there in the title!

Thanks to some TRASHy elements, I would say this video is NSFW, but we aren’t at work now are we? So for tonight, the meaning of NSFW is changed to Nude Sexy Female - Wowza! Thanks Linnea! Okay, you guys ready to party?! YEOWWWA! Sounds good, just don't anyone party too hard, if too many people O.D., the hospital will have to Send...more...paramedics!


Written by Don Bolles and .45 Grave vocalist, Dinah Cancer, Partytime originally appeared on their 1984 debut album, Sleep in Safety. In 1985, a slightly different "Zombie Version" of Partytime was used for the classic zombie film, Return of the Living Dead! ROTLD has always been noted for its great punk soundtrack, but Partytime is certainly the most memorable by fans of the film as it plays during the films awesome opening credit sequence with the zombies rising from their graves! .45 Grave did make a video for the song, but it was before and without any ROTLD influence, so I thought a fan video may be a bit more appropriate as it's no fun if the movie that the music comes from isn't represented in the video.

Enough of that crap, I got a sick new mirror in my suite just waiting to be covered in "Baby Powder," so we need to get this party back on track! Hey! Who is that chick with the crazy hair getting all-naked? Hell yeeh! If I get a bj from her, would that make me a dead head?!