Candy Corn: that white, orange and yellow “treat” that makes an appearance every Halloween season has become the bane of numerous people a...

Hey, I like popcorn as much as the next person, but trying to pass off 3¢ worth of stale air as a Halloween “treat” is simply unacceptabl...

I get it. You want to be different and hand out something that you think would actually be beneficial to children. You have no desire to pr...

It’s been far too long since I last did a proper Dumpster Diving for Gold video, but after an unacceptable hiatus, I am back with a brand ne...

Now, to be clear, fun size treats are totally fine, so long as you're handing out at least three pieces of that shit. On the other hand...

Man, am I feeling really down tonight…all the kids at school are nothing but yuppie jerk offs, and because of that dumb jock, Tim Hainy, I...