Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Showing posts with label Santasploitation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santasploitation. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Salute Your Shorts: The Winter Stalker (2009)

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A woman is unknowingly stalked by an obsessive madman who has spent every waking moment watching her every move. After so much time has b...
Saturday, December 25, 2010

You better watch out…

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Because no one is safe when Santa Claus comes to town. Wishing you all the happiest of holidays!
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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Santa With Muscles: It's like Robocop 3….With Muscles

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Well before Bill Goldberg stepped foot in a sleigh with 2005's Santa's Slay, it was 1996 that gave us the original buff Santa with ...
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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Don't Open 'Till Christmas

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Any film starting with a shake-tastic mid 80's disco dance party, complete with jerky, spastic dance moves straight out of crackville w...
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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Christmas Evil

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Little Harry was just soooo excited as he sat with his mother and younger brother, Phil, while from in between the railing of their stairca...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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