Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Showing posts with label Robocop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robocop. Show all posts
Friday, September 13, 2013

Matt-suzaka Takes Manhattan… and Gives it a Big Old Kiss!

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Good morning class of 1989! Hopefully you got your permission slip signed for our big trip to Back Online. Back On Duty ., but if not, I’l...
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Friday, December 23, 2011

Great Gift Ideas For: Robocop

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Christmas shopping can be quite the task for many of us, especially when it comes to picking out the perfect gifts for those who we love an...
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Saturday, May 7, 2011

T-Shirt Bordello of Blood

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Recently, the kind folks over at T-Shirt Bordello were nice enough to send a few gifts my way after reading all about my heroic rescue of t...
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Sunday, April 18, 2010

I'd Buy That For A Dollar!

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Well, it's been quite a while since I had to skip a Hangover, but there was almost nothing on TV worth mentioning this Sunday and I can ...
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Thursday, November 19, 2009

CNAMB Presents: Monster of the Week!

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I have a bulldozer of a monster for you for in this weeks edition of Monster of the Week - A character that scared the bejesus out of many k...
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Where My Dogs At?

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After serving not nearly enough time for reprehensible animal cruelty, Michael Vick and his mistreatment of dogs is deserving of a fate muc...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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