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Showing posts with label Jean-Claude Van Damme. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jean-Claude Van Damme. Show all posts
Monday, July 15, 2013

A Gentlemanly Kickboxing Match

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Guys, I have some terrible news... my brother, Eric, was injured in a kickboxing match against a vicious, braided ponytail wearing jerk fac...
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Totally Tubular Trailers

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In between Kenpo practice, meditation and these sick free form basket-weaving classes I've been taking, I've found a dash of time to...
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Friday, September 17, 2010

Jean-Claude's Friday Night Dance Party Part 3!: Drunken Boxing Edition!

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This Muscles from Brussels is truly marking his territory here at CNAMB, and now with his third time tearing it up on the dance floor, Jea...
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Friday, February 12, 2010

Jean-Claude’s Friday Night Dance Party!

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With it being Valentine’s Day weekend, I thought I would give you all a Valentine to show how much I love you. This may be one of the most...
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Sunday, January 17, 2010

The Horror Hangover

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Wake up you sleepy heads…you can’t sleep all day because if you do, you will miss all the goodies than are in store for you today. You don’t...
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Friday, November 6, 2009

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Kumite Slow Jam Edition!

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The club has been straight poppin' and lockin' the past few Friday nights, and since Halloween was straight off the bike chain, I t...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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