Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts
Thursday, March 10, 2011

Birthday Beard!

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The one, the only, Chuck Norris, is celebrating his 71st birthday today. Seeing as he is the patriarch of this fine blog you are reading rig...
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Sunday, February 20, 2011

Chuck Norris Gets All Up In Your Ears!

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* For the record, that is the greatest image ever * I was very recently asked to take part in an episode of The Lair of the Unwanted , a...
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Saturday, December 25, 2010

You better watch out…

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Because no one is safe when Santa Claus comes to town. Wishing you all the happiest of holidays!
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Monday, June 7, 2010

And the Winners Are…

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After much deliberation and difficult whittling down of posts, in the end, it was a toss of the dart that made the final decisions for the w...
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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Chuck Norris Ate These Blogs!

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Here it is folks, every single one of the posts and entries into the Chuck Norris Ate My Blog Contest Blogathon , all in one neat and tidy p...
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Monday, May 31, 2010

FIN

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That there is a fancy way of saying done, finished, it's all over. Of course, I would be referring to the wonderful Blogathon known as t...
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Sunday, May 30, 2010

Denim Demigod

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Ever wonder how Chuck Norris is able to throw down dope kicks to foolish suckers while wearing jeans tighter than a Chinese foot binding? It...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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