Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Showing posts with label Birthday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Birthday. Show all posts
Sunday, July 31, 2011

CNAMB 'Turned' 2!

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As I sat here reading an old review (that shall remain unnamed), twitching and nearly vomiting at how awful my grammar and sentence structur...
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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Birthday Beard!

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The one, the only, Chuck Norris, is celebrating his 71st birthday today. Seeing as he is the patriarch of this fine blog you are reading rig...
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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Birthday Babe!

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We here at Chuck Norris Ate My Baby would like to wish the lovely Cynthia Rothrock the happiest of birthdays. May all of your kicks hit hi...
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Friday, July 30, 2010

CNAMB Turns One! Or 1?! Or Juan?! Whatever.

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It's a celebration! One year ago today, I decided that I needed to curb my internet masturbating, but I just wasn't sure what I co...
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Monday, March 15, 2010

Where Are the Wild Things Exactly? At Paracinema of Course!

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Seeing as I recently had a birthday, I thought I would share some of the fine gifts that I received ('cause I know you've been wonde...
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

70 Years of Bearded Excellence and Counting…

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Happy 70th birthday to the great Chuck Norris from Chuck Norris Ate My Baby!
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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