Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Sunday, December 20, 2015

Great gifts ideas for... Alexander DeLarge

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There's no feeling worse than the pressure of coming up with that perfect Christmas gift, especially when the big day is coming qui...
Friday, December 11, 2015

Satan’s Blade (1984): A Warm Turd On A Cold Day

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The slasher boom brought about an overabundance of films ranging in quality, budget and notoriety, and if ever there were a genre with de...
Sunday, December 6, 2015

Salute Your Shorts: Tim Sullivan's A Christmas Treat (1985)

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It's Christmas Eve, and as Jason is being tucked into bed, his parents warn him that if he doesn't get to sleep soon, Santa will ...
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Sunday, November 1, 2015

The End of Chucktober aka the Post-Halloween Hangover

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It’s pretty fantastic having Halloween fall on a Saturday, as it gives all of us the perfect excuse to enjoy the wicked holiday all weeken...
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Friday, October 30, 2015

The Basement (1989): Tales from The Unfinished Cellar

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After four poorly-dubbed people find themselves mysteriously trapped in someone’s unfinished basement, they come face-to-face with The Sen...
Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Bad Trick Or Treat Ideas: Religious Propaganda

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Look, I have no beef with whatever you’re into. You do you the best you can, so long as you keep it to yourself. However, the second you ...
Monday, October 26, 2015

Goosebumps At 33: Be Careful What You Wish For

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BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR! Despite being the tallest girl on the team (and likely the tallest in the state), Samantha Byrd is terr...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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