Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Sunday, November 1, 2015

The End of Chucktober aka the Post-Halloween Hangover

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It’s pretty fantastic having Halloween fall on a Saturday, as it gives all of us the perfect excuse to enjoy the wicked holiday all weeken...
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Friday, October 30, 2015

The Basement (1989): Tales from The Unfinished Cellar

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After four poorly-dubbed people find themselves mysteriously trapped in someone’s unfinished basement, they come face-to-face with The Sen...
Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Bad Trick Or Treat Ideas: Religious Propaganda

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Look, I have no beef with whatever you’re into. You do you the best you can, so long as you keep it to yourself. However, the second you ...
Monday, October 26, 2015

Goosebumps At 33: Be Careful What You Wish For

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BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR! Despite being the tallest girl on the team (and likely the tallest in the state), Samantha Byrd is terr...
Saturday, October 24, 2015

The 2015 Ultimate Halloween Party Music UBER MEGA-MIX!

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Dust of your dancing shoes and, while you’re at it, your dancing partner (at least after you’ve dug them up first) and get ready to get gho...
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Thursday, October 22, 2015

Salute Your Shorts: Sweet Tooth

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After a young trick-or-treater has a run in with a bully on Halloween night, the young boy’s father shows up, and soon it becomes apparen...
Tuesday, October 20, 2015

The Post of Chucktober Past: Great Story, Emily

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I’ve been doing this Chucktober thing for seven years now – and there’s a whole lot of content as a result – so I thought it would be nice ...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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