Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Thursday, March 19, 2015

CNAMB’s Best Movies of 2014

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I’m a little (a lot) later than normal with my best of the year list, which I can partially attribute to myself being completely unable to s...
Monday, February 9, 2015

Inga (1968): A Sexual Odyssey

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Soon after her mother passes away, Inga (Marie Liljedahl) is sent to stay with her aunt, Greta (Monica Strömmerstedt). Greta is an attract...
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Sunday, December 14, 2014

Soulmate (2013): Suicide-Crossed Lovers

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After losing her husband and surviving a brutal suicide attempt, Audrey (Anna Walton) relocates to a remote cabin to take some time to hea...
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Thursday, November 27, 2014

Paranormal Entity (2009) En-titties Abound

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*Disclaimer!* I wrote a handful of articles for a now defunct e-zine called BthroughZ a number of years back, and when that site went bell...
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Friday, October 31, 2014

A Little Pumpkin of Our Own

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First of all, I want to wish you all a happy Halloween! I hope that you are able to enjoy the day of darkness to its fullest, and I also hop...
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Thursday, October 30, 2014

Rocktober Blood (1984): Death By Falsetto

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After going on a killing spree that resulted in the death of “25 rock and rollers,” musician Billy “Eye” Harper (Tray Loren) is sentenced ...
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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Bad Trick or Treat Ideas: Candy Corn

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Candy Corn: that white, orange and yellow “treat” that makes an appearance every Halloween season has become the bane of numerous people a...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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