Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Chucktober 6: The Curse of Matt-suzaka!

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Good gravy, just what on earth could that smell be?! Rotten milk? A dead animal? The sticky side of Nelly’s band aid? Oh, wait, I know what...
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Sunday, September 28, 2014

Halloween Happenings: Drunken Pig

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As many of you are well aware, the Halloween season is well underway. In fact, it’s impossible not to notice if you’ve stepped foot into any...
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Monday, September 22, 2014

Salute Your Shorts: Mickey (2009)

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Mickey opens with a black and white shot boxing match between the film’s titular character, Mickey (Hugh Elliot), and a much larger oppone...
Saturday, August 30, 2014

Killpoint (1984): The Sound of Violence

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The review is in conjunction with the 1984-A-Thon , which is being hosted by For gotten Films . After you check out this review, I encoura...
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Sunday, August 17, 2014

Totally Tubular Trailers: The Frame

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It’s been quite some time since I last did a Totally Tubular Trailers post, but I decided to dust off ye ol’ segment for a special occasion...
Wednesday, August 13, 2014

The Addicted (2013): An Overdose of Mediocre

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Led by a budding journalist named Nicole (Jenny Gayner), a group of friends spend the night in an abandoned rehab clinic with the intent o...
Monday, August 4, 2014

Oculus (2014): Reflecting on Childhood Trauma

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A pair of siblings face off against a mirror with the intent of proving that it caused the death of their parents. In doing so, however, t...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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