Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Salute Your Shorts: Liberator (2012)

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Once the country’s most beloved superhero, Al Migliocetti aka “Liberator” (Lou Ferrigno) has really hit rock bottom. After being set up by ...
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Saturday, July 19, 2014

‘Torment’ (2013) Invades With Much Predictability

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Home invasion movies are as common as a cold, and while there is much versatility to be found within the genre, there are plenty of entri...
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Monday, July 14, 2014

‘The Purge: Anarchy’ Prize Pack Giveaway!

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The sequel to everyone’s favorite romantic comedy The Purge hits theaters on July 18th, so what better way to celebrate than by hosting a c...
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Sunday, June 29, 2014

Salute Your Shorts: Lights Out (2013)

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Just before turning in for the night, a woman (Lotta Losten ) becomes immensely frightened by what is hidden within the darkness of her o...
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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

‘Invasion of the Scream Queens’ (1992) Occupies With Minimal Impact

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Coming in right at the height of the scream queen craze, Invasion of the Scream Queens is a documentary built upon numerous interviews wi...
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Friday, June 13, 2014

Nostalgia Swells with 'Adjust Your Tracking: The Untold Story of the VHS Collector' (2013)

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Growing up, I was lucky enough to have parents who were not only able to afford a VCR, but enjoyed renting movies as well. With great clari...
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Tuesday, June 10, 2014

The Last Buck Hunt (2014): Bucking Expectations

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Led by an incompetent celebrity hunter, the crew of an outdoors television show goes deep into the woods in search of a legendary killer ...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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