Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Sunday, June 29, 2014

Salute Your Shorts: Lights Out (2013)

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Just before turning in for the night, a woman (Lotta Losten ) becomes immensely frightened by what is hidden within the darkness of her o...
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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

‘Invasion of the Scream Queens’ (1992) Occupies With Minimal Impact

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Coming in right at the height of the scream queen craze, Invasion of the Scream Queens is a documentary built upon numerous interviews wi...
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Friday, June 13, 2014

Nostalgia Swells with 'Adjust Your Tracking: The Untold Story of the VHS Collector' (2013)

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Growing up, I was lucky enough to have parents who were not only able to afford a VCR, but enjoyed renting movies as well. With great clari...
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Tuesday, June 10, 2014

The Last Buck Hunt (2014): Bucking Expectations

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Led by an incompetent celebrity hunter, the crew of an outdoors television show goes deep into the woods in search of a legendary killer ...
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Friday, May 30, 2014

Simon Says (2006): More Like Simon Chews… Up Scenery!

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*Disclaimer!* I wrote a handful of articles for a now defunct e-zine called BthroughZ a number of years back, and when that site went b...
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Saturday, May 17, 2014

Salute Your Shorts: S.L.R. (2013)

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S.L.R. opens with a shot of a gorgeous woman in a dress walking down the street. Within seconds of her introduction, the camera pulls back ...
Monday, April 28, 2014

My Science Project (1985): Fantastical Metamorphosis

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All throughout the 1980s, moviegoers were bombarded with a number of films that contained elements of science fiction, fantasy and adventu...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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