Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Friday, May 30, 2014

Simon Says (2006): More Like Simon Chews… Up Scenery!

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*Disclaimer!* I wrote a handful of articles for a now defunct e-zine called BthroughZ a number of years back, and when that site went b...
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Saturday, May 17, 2014

Salute Your Shorts: S.L.R. (2013)

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S.L.R. opens with a shot of a gorgeous woman in a dress walking down the street. Within seconds of her introduction, the camera pulls back ...
Monday, April 28, 2014

My Science Project (1985): Fantastical Metamorphosis

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All throughout the 1980s, moviegoers were bombarded with a number of films that contained elements of science fiction, fantasy and adventu...
Thursday, April 17, 2014

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. On Crack.

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I suppose the title of this article speaks for itself, but if you require further elaboration, then I shall certainly oblige you. Courtesy ...
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Sunday, April 13, 2014

HazMat (2013): Chemical Imbalance

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After a scary prank goes awry, a television crew and a small group of friends find themselves trapped inside an abandoned chemical factory...
Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Beard-Os And Badasses: The Punks Who Took Film News Underground

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There is an new documentary in the works; a documentary that will explore how, through the internet, movie fans were able to take a hold o...
Monday, March 31, 2014

College (1927): About A Girl

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The review is in conjunction with The Big League Blogathon: A Celebration of Baseball in Film , which is being hosted by Forgotten Films ....
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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