Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Friday, February 28, 2014

Salute Your Shorts: Black Spot (2014)

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After his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, a man makes his way down a desolated country road in search of assistance. Before too ...
Friday, February 21, 2014

CNAMB’s Best Documentaries of 2013

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I saw an incredible amount of fantastic movies in 2013, many of which happened to be documentaries. As a matter of fact, I saw so many grea...
Saturday, February 15, 2014

CNAMB’s Best Movies of 2013

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After what I consider to be an absolutely stellar year for film, I am extremely excited to bring to you my list for what I consider to be t...
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Monday, January 20, 2014

Little Corey Gorey (1993): Family Matters

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Poor little Corey Gorey (Todd Fortune) simply cannot catch a break. After losing his father in an auto accident, he is forced to live with...
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Sunday, January 12, 2014

Antisocial (2013): Social Stream of Blood

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It’s New Year’s Eve, and Sam (Michelle Mylett) has just been dumped by her boyfriend. Within minutes of this heartbreaking event, the news...
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Monday, December 30, 2013

Inside (2007): Baby Blues

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Inside opens with the aftermath of a violent car crash involving a man and his pregnant wife, Sarah (Alysson Paradis). It is quite clear t...
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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Christmas for Your Ears!

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First of all, for those of you who celebrate Christmas, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. For those of you who do not, I would like to ...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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