Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Monday, January 20, 2014

Little Corey Gorey (1993): Family Matters

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Poor little Corey Gorey (Todd Fortune) simply cannot catch a break. After losing his father in an auto accident, he is forced to live with...
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Sunday, January 12, 2014

Antisocial (2013): Social Stream of Blood

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It’s New Year’s Eve, and Sam (Michelle Mylett) has just been dumped by her boyfriend. Within minutes of this heartbreaking event, the news...
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Monday, December 30, 2013

Inside (2007): Baby Blues

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Inside opens with the aftermath of a violent car crash involving a man and his pregnant wife, Sarah (Alysson Paradis). It is quite clear t...
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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Christmas for Your Ears!

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First of all, for those of you who celebrate Christmas, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. For those of you who do not, I would like to ...
Monday, December 23, 2013

Big and Hairy (1998): Like Your Mom

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I first became aware of Big and Hairy when the Queen of Incredible herself, Emily of The Deadly Dolls House of Horror Nonsense reviewed i...
Thursday, December 19, 2013

Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972): Shriek in Heavenly Peace

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It’s Christmas Eve in a small New England town where the owner of the long-abandoned Butler Estate, Jeremy Butler (James Patterson), is l...
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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Salute Your Shorts: The Winter Stalker (2009)

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A woman is unknowingly stalked by an obsessive madman who has spent every waking moment watching her every move. After so much time has b...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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