Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Monday, November 18, 2013

Ninjavember: Bionic Ninja (1986)

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When the average person thinks of ninja movies, director Godfrey Ho often comes to mind. Actually, scratch that. When cult/genre movie gee...
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Monday, November 11, 2013

Salute Your Shorts: The Haunted Doll’s house (2012)

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After a wealthy man purchases an antique doll house from a pawnshop, he learns that the doll house has a dark history when it comes to li...
Monday, November 4, 2013

Roger Corman’s Horror Classics Vol. 1 DVD Review

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Film Chest Media Group recently released a Roger Corman triple feature on DVD, and were kind enough to send me a copy to take a look at. R...
Thursday, October 31, 2013

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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It’s finally the day that we’ve all been waiting for, Halloween! So I wanted to take a moment to wish all of you awesome baby eaters a happy...
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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

HauntedWeen (1991): Grand Guig-ghoul

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20 years after an innocent prank at a haunted house goes horribly wrong, a college fraternity becomes the target of a madman who plans to ...
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Monday, October 28, 2013

Bad Trick or Treat Ideas: Baked Goods

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I love me a freshly baked batch of cookies. An apple pie right out of the oven? No doubt I’m all over that shit. Baked goods are called ‘go...
Sunday, October 27, 2013

Goosebumps at 33: Phantom of the Auditorium

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Phantom of the Auditorium opens with a tripped-out barrage of Phantom of the Opera inspired imagery, all of which turns out to be no more...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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