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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Chucktober 5: The Revenge of Matt-suzaka!

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It looks as if the calendar has finally crawled its way to the 1st of October. While this might simply be a normal day for the average pers...
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Thursday, September 26, 2013

Halloween Happenings: Indoor Halloween Decorations!

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While October is still more than a few days away, the Halloween celebration has been in full-swing here at the CNAMB dungeon of doom. Natura...
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Monday, September 23, 2013

V/H/S/2 (2013): Tapes of Terror

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The 2012 horror anthology V/H/S left me with feelings that were mixed at best. I enjoyed the different approaches to what were essentiall...
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Thursday, September 19, 2013

Salute Your Shorts: Orpheus (2011)

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Written and directed by James Button, Orpheus takes an experimental approach to the many emotions that come with grieving the death of a l...
Saturday, September 14, 2013

Bounty Killer DVD Giveaway Winner!

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As you’ll quickly figure out by watching the video, I’ve done more than all the typing I want to do for the day, so I will simply let the vi...
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Friday, September 13, 2013

Matt-suzaka Takes Manhattan… and Gives it a Big Old Kiss!

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Good morning class of 1989! Hopefully you got your permission slip signed for our big trip to Back Online. Back On Duty ., but if not, I’l...
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Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Trancers (1985): I Put A Spell On You…

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*Disclaimer!* I wrote a handful of articles for a now defunct e-zine called BthroughZ a number of years back, and when that site went bel...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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