Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Saturday, July 27, 2013

Undefeatable (1994): I’ll Take My Steak Rare and With A Side of Ass

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*Disclaimer!* I wrote a handful of articles for a now defunct e-zine called BthroughZ some years back, and when that site went belly up, so...
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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Salute Your Shorts Double Feature: Dollface(2011)/Girl At the Door (2013)

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I got me a tasty double dose of horror shorts courtesy of director Colin Campbell to share with all you lovely ladies and gallant gents, so ...
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Monday, July 15, 2013

A Gentlemanly Kickboxing Match

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Guys, I have some terrible news... my brother, Eric, was injured in a kickboxing match against a vicious, braided ponytail wearing jerk fac...
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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Tenement (1985): Survival of the Cruelest

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After the landlord of a rundown apartment building has a nefarious street gang arrested for squatting in the basement and harassing the ten...
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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Salute Your Shorts: Thrill Kill

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With a budget of $130 and a four hour shooting schedule, Zach Shildwachter’s debut short film, Thrill Kill, made its bloody online debut ...
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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Youngblood (1978): True Tales from the ‘Hood

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Opening with a mean slo-mo basketball sequence filled with short shorts, knee high socks and other questionable, yet eye appealing, 70s fas...
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Monday, June 10, 2013

‘The Purge’ Prize Pack Winner!

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After an epic battle for the ages, a winner has been declared and crowned king of The Purge . Who will it be?! You’ll have to watch the vide...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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