Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Monday, May 20, 2013

Morbid(2013): Party Crasher

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Written and directed by Chuck Conry of Zombies Don’t Run fame, Morbid is a throwback to the Slasher films of yesteryear, focusing on a sma...
Monday, May 13, 2013

Pietà (2013): Baby Mama Drama

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Written and directed by Kim Ki-duk, Pieta is the South Korean filmmaker’s 18th directorial effort (something that is expressed in the openi...
Tuesday, May 7, 2013

The Pros of Con Air (1997)

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The Simon West directed, Jerry Bruckheimer produced 1997 action masterpiece Con Air is the definition of 90s action excess; an over-the-t...
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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

House at the End of the Street: Tanks for the Mammaries

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Somewhere up the road from the House on the Edge of the Park and just around the corner of The Last House on the Left, you will find the H...
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Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Paracinema ‘Kills’ it with Issue 19!

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The latest issue of Paracinema Magazine is out and ready for you to jump head first into what promises to be the greatest issue of all tim...
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Thursday, April 11, 2013

The Frankenstein Theory: Footage that Can Stay Lost

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“From the creators of The Last Exorcism comes The Frankenstein Theory! And when we say creators, we mean one guy who produced The Last Exo...
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

CNAMB’s Best Movies of 2012

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Seeing as it’s already the middle of March, I think it’s time I shared with you and the rest of the world my favorite films of 2012 because ...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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