Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Straight Pimpin': Paracinema's Top 10 Rites of Shirt

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Now that Death-cember is over and done with and we are well into the new year, things will be slowing down here quite a bit because, quite f...
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Thursday, December 27, 2012

Fritt Vilt 2 (2008): (Cold) Prey for Death

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Way back in August of 2009 I wrote a review over at Paracinema for Fritt Vilt (aka Cold Prey ), a Norwegian Slasher flick that made a pre...
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Thursday, December 20, 2012

Great Gift Ideas for: David Lo Pan

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Being balls deep in the holidays, many of us are focusing our every effort on last minute gifts items for Christmas. Between friends, famil...
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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Silent Night (2012): Deck the Halls with Blood and Gory

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It's Christmas Eve in a small Midwestern town, but all is not calm nor is there anything bright about this long, wintry night, because ...
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Sunday, December 9, 2012

Iced (1988): These Ski Boots Are Made for Stalking

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I'm pretty sure that most of you are well aware of the old saying, " It's all fun and games, until someone gets hurt ." W...
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Friday, December 7, 2012

Dear Santa: by Malachai Boardman

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Saturday, December 1, 2012

Death-cember: Dropping a Yule Log on the Holidays

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The ten year old decorations are up, the house smells of cheap booze, depression and self-doubt, and the realization that the magic of the ...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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