Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Halloween Happenings: Why Not Take All of Me?

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Whew… Halloween sure is an extremely busy time of year around these parts. Outside of all the epic awesomeness that I have brought to you th...

Happy Halloween!

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I'll probably be sharing another Halloween filled post sometime later on this evening, but I wanted to be sure to wish all of you wicked...
Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Hollow Gate (1988): Do You Like Meatball Sandwiches?

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What happens when you mix a children's Halloween party, an abusive alcoholic stepfather who enjoys drinking in darkened kitchens and a ...
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Monday, October 29, 2012

Goosebumps at 33: The Haunted Mask Parts 1 & 2

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The Haunted Mask Carly Beth is fed up. She's fed up with being such a little scaredy cat. She's fed up with all the other kid...
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Thursday, October 25, 2012

Bad Trick or Treat Ideas: Box of Raisins

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I suppose raisins could count as a fruit ( which we already know is a big no-no! ); however, they do come in a box (with a sexy ass chick o...
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Halloween Happenings: Tales from the Front Yard!

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I wanted to take a quick moment to share some of the front yard decorating my domestic partner in crime and I had done for Halloween this ye...
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Sunday, October 21, 2012

32-bit of Terror: Satan's Little Helper (2004)

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  Jeff Lieberman's Satan's Little Helper has been on my radar since, well, since I first read about it in an issue of Fango som...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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