Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Answer Me, You Maggot!: Nightmare - The VHS Board Game

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I recently stumbled on this video for the Australian VHS board game, Nightmare , which came on the scene in 1991 and apparently took Austral...
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Sunday, March 25, 2012

Sympathy for Paracinema!

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Good lord it's been forever since I last posted anything up in this piece, and for that, I apologize. Though, I suppose you'll get ...
Saturday, March 10, 2012

Salute Your Shorts: Creak

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Written and directed by Luther Bhogal-jones, Creak is the first film to come from Sincerely, Psychopath productions' new Disposable S...
Sunday, March 4, 2012

Leprechaun 3 (1995): A Full House… of Horror!

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Well before he ever Crip Walked his green little ass into da 'hood , or took one giant leap for Irish-kind by going up into space , th...
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Monday, February 27, 2012

CNAMB's Worst Movies of 2011

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Well, 2011 may be way over, but I still have a little unfinished business to attend to, and this time it comes in the form of my worst movie...
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Red State (2011): Get off My Lawn

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Over the past year or two, a slew of onetime Kevin Smith fans have been pouring out of the woodwork claiming they no longer appreciate the ...
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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Harry Warden Day!

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As I sit Indian style in a field of golden wheat, bathed in the illuminous rays of the summer's sun (just go along with it), away I pluc...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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