Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Monday, February 27, 2012

CNAMB's Worst Movies of 2011

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Well, 2011 may be way over, but I still have a little unfinished business to attend to, and this time it comes in the form of my worst movie...
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Red State (2011): Get off My Lawn

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Over the past year or two, a slew of onetime Kevin Smith fans have been pouring out of the woodwork claiming they no longer appreciate the ...
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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Harry Warden Day!

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As I sit Indian style in a field of golden wheat, bathed in the illuminous rays of the summer's sun (just go along with it), away I pluc...
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Sunday, February 12, 2012

CNAMB's Best Movies of 2011

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Now that we are already more than a month into 2012 (and more than a month closer to our demise, according to the Mayan calendar), and I...
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Saturday, February 4, 2012

Fly Like Paper: Mephisto's Castle's Sinister Spotlight Featuring ME!

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A few months back, the always-magnificent Jose of Mephisto's Castle asked if I would join him in a powerlifting tournament sponsored b...
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Monday, January 30, 2012

The Hide (2008): Hidden Agenda

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Based on the Tim Whitnall stage play The Sociable Plover , 2008's The Hide was brought to life by first time director Marek Losey. Sta...
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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Rage (2010): Karma's a Bitch

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Written and directed by Chris Witherspoon, Rage (2010) is a film that shows, in explicit detail, just how far someone will go for the sake...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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