Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Saturday, December 31, 2011

Holiday in Handcuffs (2007): Sleighed by the Bell

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I can only imagine that there are less than a few of my readers who would actually watch a movie like 2007's Holiday in Handcuffs . An...
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Thursday, December 29, 2011

CNAMB Presents: Presents!

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What Death-cember would be complete without a post where I show-off the Christmas goods that I received, while completely ignoring the true ...
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Friday, December 23, 2011

Great Gift Ideas For: Robocop

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Christmas shopping can be quite the task for many of us, especially when it comes to picking out the perfect gifts for those who we love an...
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Thursday, December 22, 2011

All I Want For Christmas…

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…is for The Raid to get its bad ass out and into a theater where I can see it, stat! Also, how about Nicolas Winding Refn's Drive on...
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Monday, December 19, 2011

Dear Santa: Stathis Borans

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Friday, December 16, 2011

Elves (1989): More Camels than Elves

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Written and directed with at least ten pounds of acid in his system, Jeffrey Mandel's Elves (1989) is a holiday horror film that goes ...
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Thursday, December 8, 2011

All God's Creatures: Love Heals All (Stab) Wounds

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When a person is damaged, in one way or another, sometimes the only solace they can find is by partaking in things that might not be reaso...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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