Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Black Friday Chopping List

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Sunday, November 20, 2011

And Soon the Darkness: Should've Went to Cancun

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1970's And Soon the Darkness is a British thriller that tells the tale of two young women, Jane and Cathy (played by Pamela Franklin a...
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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Ch**k No**is Ate My Baby Shut Down by the Government!

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Join the fight against censorship. If you think it doesn't or couldn't affect you, think again, homeboy (or homegirl… I don't wa...
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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Chucktober Giveaway Winner!

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Finally, a winner has been picked! If you want to find out who won the Chucktober DVD/Paracinema Magazine Giveaway, then you'll have to ...
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Sunday, November 6, 2011

Salute Your Shorts: Waffle

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Sliding in just over 5 minutes, Waffle is a cautionary tale that enlightens its viewer to the horrible things can happen when one hides th...
Thursday, November 3, 2011

A Baby Too Big to be Eaten?! Wah-wah-WHAT?!

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Well, Chucktober is all over now, and as I whimper out of the month tired and underwhelmed due to an elongated state of blogging boredom, a ...
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Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween!

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Hope everyone has a frighteningly fantastic Halloween! 
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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