Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween!

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Hope everyone has a frighteningly fantastic Halloween! 
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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Bad Trick or Treat Ideas: Fruit

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WOW! FRUIT! YAY? I mean, you might as well just give me an apple with a razorblade in it. At least I can use the razor to cut your phone li...
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Thursday, October 27, 2011

It's like QVC but sluttier

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You know, it sure is getting cold outside and all, but that don't stop me from wanting to show off my midriff to all the neighborhood bo...
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Monday, October 24, 2011

Goosebumps at 33: Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns

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……………………………………………… Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns Halloween is just around the corner, and no one is more excited that Drew, a young...
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Saturday, October 22, 2011

Chucktober DVD Giveaway!

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As I mentioned in my latest Dumpster Diving for Gold vlog post - which I fully expect you will watch at least ten more times… a day - I have...
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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Dumpster Diving for Gold 4: EVER

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Hey, look at this… a brand spanking new episode of Dumpster Diving for Gold (that I recorded in September), all ready to make sweet ass love...
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Monday, October 17, 2011

Bad Trick or Treat Ideas: Necco

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Chalk is simply perfect. For blackboards, hop-scotch and marking the position of a dead body, you just can't beat it. As a snack item, ...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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