Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Thursday, September 29, 2011

A Guide to Recognizing Your October Horror

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That title's a bit of a stretch, but whateva. You see, it's not the title that matters so much as it is the content that makes this ...
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Sunday, September 25, 2011

Great Moments in CGI: Mega Python vs. Gatoroid

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I think this might be one of those rare occasions where the CGI is actually outshined by the music.
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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Valhalla Rising: Losing My Religion

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" We raised the cross, now we bring the sword! " Part 1 Precursor Often after I watch a film that either interests me or possib...
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Friday, September 9, 2011

The Silent House: This Old House OF HORROR!!!

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The Silent House is a low-budget Uruguayan horror film that opens with Laura (Florencia Colucci) and her father, Wilson (Gustavo Alonso), ...
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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Paracinema's Luckiest Number!

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The September issue of Paracinema has just recently been made available for pre-order, and holy dope, the shit looks off the meat rack, shu...
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Sunday, September 4, 2011

Bolo Ain't So Yeung Anymore

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It's been nearly a month now since I first introduced the world to the creature growing in my backyard that doubles as both beauty AND t...
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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Dumpster Diving for Halloween!

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It's September 1st, bitches, and you know what that means, right?! No, it's not time for your monthly urine test that you have to ...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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