Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Tuesday, August 30, 2011

20/20 VCR Horror: How VCRs Destroyed America's Youth!

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This is a 20/20 piece that aired in 1987 (or at least I believe it's from 1987) that shed much needed light on the 'VCR Horrors'...
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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Stake Land: Putting Teeth Back Into the Vampire Genre

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" It's JUST like Zombieland but it's not funny, and instead of zombies it's vampires that are causing everyone so much gri...
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Monday, August 22, 2011

Salute Your Shorts: Scrutinize

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There is a twist involved with Scrutinize that I would dare not ruin for you beforehand, so check out the short before you read my though...
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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Hunt to Kill: Vengeance is a Dish Best Served Cold. Stone Cold.

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I think it's common knowledge that when taking a look at a film such as Hunt to Kill, staring "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, you...
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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Wax Nostalgic

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After a short yet grueling day of work had finally come to a long awaited end My mind was tired, body beat but no rest as Bolo was still t...
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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Great Moments in CGI: The Regenerated Man

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Truth be told, this creature is only a labiaplasty and a new hairdo away from being kinda cute, don't cha think? Hey, where're you g...
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Sunday, August 7, 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous BOLO!

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As I mentioned in my " Halloween is on the way, and I have a wicked boner because of it " post from the first of the month, I refe...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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