Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Sunday, July 31, 2011

CNAMB 'Turned' 2!

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As I sat here reading an old review (that shall remain unnamed), twitching and nearly vomiting at how awful my grammar and sentence structur...
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Friday, July 29, 2011

Exit 33: You Take the Exit, He Takes Your Life

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All right, there is no way that I, being of sane mind and body, can jump right into a review for Exit 33 without first addressing that DVD...
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Monday, July 25, 2011

Shock Value: The (R)evolution of Horror

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A major transitional period occurred within the horror genre during the 1970s. At the time horror was a genre considered no more than a jok...
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Friday, July 22, 2011

Great Moments in CGI: Sleep Center of the Southwest

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Worst part about this sobering advertisement is the fact that the driver of the vehicle, Michael Paul Castleberry, was on his way to the Sle...
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Saturday, July 16, 2011

Insidious: More Like In-shitty-ous

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I knew nothing of James Wan's Insidious up until I started to actually see trailers for it on television. I can't say that it comp...
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Friday, July 15, 2011

This One's for My Fallen Soldiers

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Rest in Peace, Planet of Terror. Your warm and controlled touch will be missed by us all. 
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

$2 Dollars Saved. Thanks Netflix!

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I knew this email was on its way after reading about all of this nonsense online, so I was already pretty furious of such inevitable news...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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