Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Wednesday, June 29, 2011

See the Sea: Wave of Mutilation

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One thing that has always bothered me about a vast majority of standard Hollywood cinema is the fact that the viewer is given little to no ...
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Saturday, June 25, 2011

Five Scary Ass Bitches

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I haven't done a list in what seems like forever, and seeing as lists were something I used to do quite often back when I was still writ...
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Friday, June 24, 2011

Did Someone Say Halloween?!

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There have been sightings recently, small but smile inducing rumblings that Halloween is indeed creeping slowly but ever so surely upon us....
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Check Out The Taint for Free!

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Not my taint but The Taint , as in the incredibly offensive, yet grossly funny, independent movie I reviewed back in January. If you want ...
Monday, June 20, 2011

Dumpster Diving for Gold Episode 2: DVD Finds

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Once again I have returned to bring you yet another VLOG edition of Dumpster Diving for Gold. This time around I will be going over a handfu...
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Polished Poop: Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2 Trailer

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I have very mixed feelings about a new Laid to Rest film. The first Laid to Rest was essentially a bag of hot wolf farts, a movie so moronic...
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Sunday, June 12, 2011

6 Reasons to Love Deadly Prey

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1. Lock and Load During Downtime, to Save Time Opening credit sequences are really a great way to give the viewer an idea of what they a...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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