Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Sunday, February 27, 2011

Calvaire: You Can Dress Him Up, But You Can't Take Him Out

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One of the lesser mentioned films that has come from the warmly received wave of extreme French horror, 2004's Calvaire is a Belgium ...
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Friday, February 25, 2011

Something Smells (Cat)fishy Over At Paracinema…

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Located somewhere over the rainbow is a magical land known simply as Paracinema, and within this village lies a small tavern owned and ope...
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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Dolly Dearest: No Wire Hangers! Oh, Wait…Wrong Movie

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Throughout this annoyingly frigid month, some folks are celebrating black history, others, women in horror, but leave it to the almighty E...
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Sunday, February 20, 2011

Chuck Norris Gets All Up In Your Ears!

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* For the record, that is the greatest image ever * I was very recently asked to take part in an episode of The Lair of the Unwanted , a...
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Friday, February 18, 2011

Black Belt Jones: Man, You Come Right Out of A Comic Book

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Pitting a karate school against the mob, Black Belt Jones is the classic tale of the big guy bullying the little guy, all in the name of ...
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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Paracinema's One-Two Punch and the Urban Warriors Come Out to Play-ayyy!

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Holy poop, it's already time for a new issue of Paracinema, and the great minds behind this AWARD NOMINATED magazine have pumped out w...
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Monday, February 14, 2011

Love Makes People Do the Craziest of Things…

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Happy Valentine's Day, creeps!
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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