Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Monday, January 31, 2011

Salute Your Shorts: Enter the Dark

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Taking what has become the standard for easy to make, cheap, effective micro budget horror films, Enter the Dark is one of many entries i...
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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Some longwinded thoughts on SyFy's Face Off

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Last evening the SyFy channel premiered the new original series, Face Off , a reality competition show where 12 professional makeup effect...
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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Guest Spot on the Hump!

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Some time back I was asked by America's sweetheart, T.L. Bugg, master of disaster and the main-man behind The Lightning Bug's Lair...
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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Punky BOOster

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And no, that's not a misspelled Punky Boob ster joke, though, it did cross my mind as a tit…I mean title . The reason for the Boo in B...
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Friday, January 21, 2011

The Taint: Independently Filthy

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In a world that has been overtaken by well-endowed, rabid men - with an appetite for crushing in the heads of any female they come across ...
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

CNAMB's Worst Films of 2010

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Unless there were to be some miraculous act of *choose your own religious icon*, with any best of the year film list, unfortunately, comes a...
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Paracinema Is So Slutty

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If you're in the mood for a filthy good laugh (well, I hope you would laugh, or at least that's the goal), head on over to Paracinem...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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