Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Saturday, January 1, 2011

New Year's Revolution!

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First off, I quickly wanted to say that I hope everyone had a great New Year's Eve. I know I did with a disturbing amount of alcohol a...
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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Winter's Grit: These Boots Are Made For Walking

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As I sat in the theater watching the latest Coen brother's film, True Grit , I quickly noticed a certain familiarity with the charact...
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Snowbeast: Fur is so 1980

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Deep in the frigid mountains of Colorado, the proprietors of the Rill Lodge Ski Resort have come under attack by a creature so vicious, eve...
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Sunday, December 26, 2010

CNAMB Presents: Presents! Part two

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Christmas has finally ended and now would be a good time to reflect on the important things about this most wonderful time of year. Qualit...
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Saturday, December 25, 2010

You better watch out…

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Because no one is safe when Santa Claus comes to town. Wishing you all the happiest of holidays!
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Friday, December 24, 2010

Freddy's Christmas Eve Dance Party: Christmas Shoes Edition!

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It's Christmas eve and despite it being such a wonderful time, I get the suspicious feeling that you could use a little pick me u...
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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Santa With Muscles: It's like Robocop 3….With Muscles

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Well before Bill Goldberg stepped foot in a sleigh with 2005's Santa's Slay, it was 1996 that gave us the original buff Santa with ...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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