Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Sunday, August 29, 2010

The Time Is Near, But Not Nearly Close Enough, Apparently

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If you weren't already aware, there is very little as far as shopping goes in my crack of the butt. The closest mall is about an hour dr...
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Saturday, August 28, 2010

A Guest Post From A Strange Kid

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I just wanted to take a quick moment of your time to direct you to a little piece I wrote over at Strange Kid's Club. It's a look ...
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Friday, August 27, 2010

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: NEEEEEERDS! Edition!

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I think most men (and some women) within my age range (late teens-to-early twenties) grew up huge fans of Revenge of the Nerds. I used to...
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Hard Revenge Milly: Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Hard

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Hard Revenge Milly (Hâdo ribenji, Mirî) is a Japanese action film that places its focus on Milly (Miki Mizuno), a young woman who is look...
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Sunday, August 22, 2010

The Horror Hangover

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Here we are once again to bring you the best cure for a hangover - which is to just lay there crying and hoping for death while watching m...
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Friday, August 20, 2010

Jan Terri's Friday Night Dance Party!

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What up all you hopping hepcats! I'm simply thrilled to see you've taken time out of your day to join me for another edition of Fr...
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

House of Wax

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As the summer heat beats intensely pounding fiercely on my back, I hope and pray that the season will soon end – it's as simple as that....
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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