Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Baby Babble: Watching Bloody Movies On A New TV

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About a week or two ago, I wrote a review for Blood Sucking Freaks for BThroughZ, but being all busy (or lazy) and shit, I was sending it ...
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Sunday, August 1, 2010

90 Days Till Halloween-Halloween-Halloween

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It's August 1st, which means that Halloween is slowly but surely creeping up on us. Soon enough, the grocery stores will start carryin...
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The Horror Hangover

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After that ridiculously off the chain birthday celebration this weekend, I know I am hurting worse than the box office performance of Knig...
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Friday, July 30, 2010

CNAMB Turns One! Or 1?! Or Juan?! Whatever.

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It's a celebration! One year ago today, I decided that I needed to curb my internet masturbating, but I just wasn't sure what I co...
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Carriers: Circle Circle Dot Dot

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2009's Carriers is a film that went mostly unnoticed at the box office, as well as a film that no one really expected anything from ...
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Matt-suzaka Loves Beef Stu

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Do I really need to explain what this is? Pax is made of magic, Billy Love Stu , meme, blah blah blah. Just read it already.   1: In Ten W...
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Monday, July 26, 2010

Paracinema Shows A Little 'Restraint'

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So as you can probably guess from the post title, I have a nice little review posted up and over at our friendly neighborhood Paracinema ,...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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