Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Sunday, July 4, 2010

Fire 'Never' Works

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No Hangover today, mostly because there wasn't much going on, but it is a holiday weekend, so I fully expect you all to enjoy your Fou...
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Friday, July 2, 2010

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Somebody Do Somezing Edition!

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Welcome once again my fiery fiends, to the hottest club in Fudrucker NE, Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party! And boy is this one goin...
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Funny Twilight Title

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Very recently, I was lucky enough to finally sit down and watch one of cinema's most provocative and discussed films, Twilight . It...
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80's Slasher Films that Will Rattle Your Senses!

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The Death Rattle has dedicated the entire month of June to everyone's favorite genre, the Slasher film, but more specifically, the Sl...
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Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Horror Hangover

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Hello once again kiddies. I'm very glad you have decided to take some time to check out what we have in store for you today. Hopefully...
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Friday, June 25, 2010

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Slaughtered Lamb Edition!

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Oh boy is it about to get hot in here, actually, with a certain someone's central air pooping the bed, it already is hot in here. I...
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Caught in a Net of Fear

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How much have all of us been dying for a horror movie television network all our own? Well, I know I have. There was Monsters HD, but that ...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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