Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Monday, April 5, 2010

The Apocalypse Continues. Still.

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Rarely do I post only one single trailer, but I wanted to spend a little extra time and give this first look at Resident Evil: Afterlife , t...
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Sunday, April 4, 2010

The Horror Hangover

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Hoppity hop, bitches! It's Easter, which must mean it's Sunday, so that must mean it's time for…The Horror Hangover! And gues...
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Friday, April 2, 2010

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Cool as Ice Edition!

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Nothing quite says Ninja like one Mr. Vanilla Ice. Much like a stealth assassin, he snuck past your better judgment and made his way into ...
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Thursday, April 1, 2010

That's My Fun Day

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I was recently invited to a "super special" first time screening of a film titled, Manic Monday . I actually didn't know wha...
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The Girl Next Door

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I often throw on some random movie before I go to bed most every night, which is usually pretty late because I stay up either writing, read...
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Sunday, March 28, 2010

The Horror Hangover

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Another Sunday, another hangover, but unfortunately for me I have to work this afternoon. Boy am I jealous that some of you get to fight o...
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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Polishing a Turd

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As you may have already noticed, I changed the look of the blog and quite drastically I must say. I have been wanting to do something differ...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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