Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Sunday, August 30, 2009

Halloween Pooh

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My original Destination on Friday night was meant to be a Final one, but due to an error, my buddy picked up tickets to the 2-D showing of T...
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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Lake Mungo

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After Dark Films has just announced the third film in their already very strong looking 2010 After Dark Horrorfest: 8 Films to Die For line...
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Friday, August 28, 2009

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Low-Carb Edition!

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Sup playas, and playarettes!! You must be new to this club, so let me give you the tour. Right there - that's where you can dance, righ...
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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Yeee Haw!!

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When pitted against numerous foes while out on the streets with my fellow gang buddies, I try to pick the seemingly easiest person to take ...
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Inglourious Boners!

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I wont even bother hiding my thoughts about Inglourious Basterds before I send you over to Paracinema to read my review . There is no way ...
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Monday, August 24, 2009

Totally Tubular Trailers!

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Once again, I am back with the tubular trailer attack! Got a nice mixture of films to look forward to with these very cool trailers that I h...
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Friday, August 21, 2009

Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Confused Fashion Sense Edition!

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Hey-hey-hey kids! After a long week of working hard for dat cash monies, it is time for you to enjoy that hard earned dough by spending it ...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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