Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Showing posts with label The Mist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Mist. Show all posts
Saturday, June 25, 2011

Five Scary Ass Bitches

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I haven't done a list in what seems like forever, and seeing as lists were something I used to do quite often back when I was still writ...
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Retail Terror!

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With Black Friday almost upon us, why not celebrate the horror that many go through when forced to work retail. Dealing with customers is no...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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