Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Showing posts with label The Last Dragon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Last Dragon. Show all posts
Monday, July 4, 2011

Dumpster Diving for Gold III: The Quickening

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The DVD dumpster gods have been kind to me as of late, which only gives me the opportunity to make yet another video where I shall successfu...
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Saturday, February 6, 2010

CNAMB Presents: Monster of the Week!

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Am I the meanest? Sho’Nuff! Am I the prettiest? Sho’Nuff! Am I the baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town? Sho’Nuff! Well, wh...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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