Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Showing posts with label Jason Voorhees. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jason Voorhees. Show all posts
Friday, September 13, 2013

Matt-suzaka Takes Manhattan… and Gives it a Big Old Kiss!

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Good morning class of 1989! Hopefully you got your permission slip signed for our big trip to Back Online. Back On Duty ., but if not, I’l...
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Friday, August 13, 2010

Jason's Friday Night Dance Party!

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After a full year of dance parties presented by the son of a hundred maniacs, it's about damn time good old Jason got a little love ar...
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Thursday, January 7, 2010

No Need to Put a Bag Over Paracinema’s Head!

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Freddy VS. Jason 2?

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Well, not quite. I did find this incredibly odd video recently and thought that you all would get a kick out of it. It's all in Spanish,...
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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