Get ready to put on your dancing shoes all you spooky ghouls As once again it’s that time of year filled with creaks and boos Despite the ...

Night has fallen, as have the autumn leaves The wind whips loudly, as it travels through the wicked trees The air is crisp, filled with the ...

First off, I quickly wanted to say that I hope everyone had a great New Year's Eve. I know I did with a disturbing amount of alcohol a...

It's Christmas eve and despite it being such a wonderful time, I get the suspicious feeling that you could use a little pick me u...

A Charlie Brown Christmas has been a staple of Christmastime joy and happiness since 1965 as well as a favorite of mine since I can remember...

Thanks to a holiday Thursday resulting in an odd day off from work, I'm sowing up to the party a little late tonight due to a complete...

In honor of the far too long awaited DVD release of Best Worst Movie, a documentary chronicling the enigma that is only known as Troll 2, ...

You know, I have done more than my fair share of dance parties in my time here at Chuck Norris Ate My Baby, and rarely have I found myself...

The time is finally here, tonight is the night where everyone can be a little more evil than they normally are, a night where all hell is ...

Man, am I feeling really down tonight…all the kids at school are nothing but yuppie jerk offs, and because of that dumb jock, Tim Hainy, I...

"Angela is having a party, Jason and Freddy are too scared to come. But You'll have a hell of a time." Oh, really? Freddy i...

It was inevitable that we would have a prom themed dance party at some point around these here parts, what with the great chance of getti...

What up party people in the house?! I know you know what time it is, but if you don't then you is about to learn, shun! Today may seem...

Due to the unfortunate interruption known as work, life and now me being extremely tired and it being a little too late to do up a proper da...

This Muscles from Brussels is truly marking his territory here at CNAMB, and now with his third time tearing it up on the dance floor, Jea...

With the recent and unfortunate passing of Glenn Shadix, I thought no time would be better than to show some love for the Tim Burton horro...

Here we go again, with yet another funkdafied edition of Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party, and boy did you pick a hell of a time to c...

I think most men (and some women) within my age range (late teens-to-early twenties) grew up huge fans of Revenge of the Nerds. I used to...

What up all you hopping hepcats! I'm simply thrilled to see you've taken time out of your day to join me for another edition of Fr...

After a full year of dance parties presented by the son of a hundred maniacs, it's about damn time good old Jason got a little love ar...