Chuck Norris Ate My Baby: Dead Snow

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Showing posts with label Dead Snow. Show all posts

Showing posts with label Dead Snow. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

The Only Good Nazi, Is an Undead Nazi

I had very low expectations for 2009's Dead Snow , which could possibly be due to the fact that it was touted as a horror comedy and I ...

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Matt-suzaka: Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.

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