Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
Showing posts with label Anniversary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anniversary. Show all posts
Sunday, July 31, 2011

CNAMB 'Turned' 2!

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As I sat here reading an old review (that shall remain unnamed), twitching and nearly vomiting at how awful my grammar and sentence structur...
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Friday, November 19, 2010

Year Two

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Dedicated to the greatest girl that isn't named Danny Sofer.
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Friday, July 30, 2010

CNAMB Turns One! Or 1?! Or Juan?! Whatever.

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It's a celebration! One year ago today, I decided that I needed to curb my internet masturbating, but I just wasn't sure what I co...
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Thursday, March 11, 2010

365 Days Later

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Even though my actual date of physical birth was only a few days ago, today marks yet another birthday for me and that would be I have been ...
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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Year One

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Dedicated to my Rambo, who drew First Blood.
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Born from the hottest fires of Hades, Matt-suzaka was raised by demons with the sole purpose of exacting revenge on those who wronged his family. However, after a stubbed toe and a lost battle for supremacy with the great witch Oprah, Matt-suzaka's been forced to settle for watching and writing about genre cinema. Trading in his black dragon sword of vengeance for a black keyboard of Dell, Matt now spends his darkened days writing reviews and analytical pieces for genre films, both long and short, for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. May you never cross his path, for his path is that of fire and brimstone.
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